CAST

RUPERT RIGSBY “I’m 44 if I’m a day!” He’s gullible – contemplates oil in the Pennines!, Grimy – fumbling with

Miss Ruth Jones “I am not a day over 30!” A perplexed, vivacious, sexually frustrated, middle aged spinster, “Tired of

ALAN MOORE “This detached, cynical expression pulls the birds.” The young, innocent, good natured, politically active, naive, skint, sex starved,

PHILIP SMITH “I am a God.” Miss Jones met Philip Smith at the local college and had an immediate attraction